Eternal Damnation, made easy!

Comet (at 7:01) a.m.: "It's Moooooorrrrrrning!"

The following is and internal dialog between myself and the Prince of Darkness:

Misty K: "Oh, Sh*t! Just a thirty minutes more sleep! Please! Hey, I smell rotten eggs! WTF?"

The Devil: "Er, that's sulfur. Anyway, if you'd just prick your finger and sign here in your
own blood, I will give you a whole DAY of sleep and...."

Misty K: "I'll take it--get me a pin!"

The Devil: "Wait, I was also going to make make you 5th in the line of succession for the throne
of England!"

Misty K: "No thanks, I can't wear hats! Now, just give me the damn pin!"