Monday, August 10, 2009

Pet Store revelations

1. Ferret poop is surprisingly large and stinky considering the size of the producer. Their CQ (cuteness quotient) took a real "nosedive" in my book.

2. Two rodents of any kind in a cage is cute. Thirty adorable "feeder" mice in a cage become VERMIN! It was like Willard, only with mice.

Overheard in a Pet Store:

Jerry Stiller look-a-like salesman to customer: "You can't go wrong with this snake!"

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